Anonymous said: You can replace your vibrator with my boring dick. It doesn't shake but it's a cool shape, brown and uncircumcised so that's interesting. You know what, it's not boring. You can replace your vibrator with my amusing dick.
I dunno about your dick. I already have other dicks lying around and a vibrator is better than all dicks anyway. Maybe not always “better” sometimes dicks are cool cause they’re “different”